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I AM A
DICKTAK
DICTATOR
RAPIST
RACIST
CON
CHEAT
WORST POTUS EVER
Donald, You make me proud. You don’t just embrace evil you perfect it.
SATAN
About Me
“I am a chronic liar so shamelessly deceitful, so utterly revolting in my dishonesty, that I have inspired the creation of the
Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
— a prestigious (dis)honor reserved for those who master the art of deception while leaving a trail of betrayal and disgust in their wake. A living monument to hypocrisy, my legacy is a stench that even time won’t erase.”
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NOBEL PIECE OF SHIT PRIZE
A prestigious (dis)honor reserved for those who master the art of deception while leaving a trail of betrayal and disgust in their wake. A living monument to hypocrisy, my legacy is a stench that even time won’t erase."
THE FACES OF EVIL (T-SHIRT)
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SATAN’S OFFICIAL QUOTE (T-SHIRT)
Make a statement that cannot be ignored, The shirt's dark humor is captured in the devil's own words, "Donald, you make me proud. you don't just embrace evil, you perfect it." The message is signed simply, "Satan,"

LIBERTY FREEDOM (T-SHIRT)
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NOBEL PIECE OF SHIT PRIZE
A prestigious (dis)honor reserved for those who master the art of deception
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THE FACES OF EVIL (T-SHIRT)
Make a statement that cannot be ignored with The Faces of Pure Evil t-shirt.
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SATANS QUOTE (T-SHIRT)
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I stand before you tonight to honor a truly exceptional specimen of sin. A soul so deliciously corrupt, so inventively vile, that even my oldest demons pause in admiration.
This one, oh, this one, betrays with a smile, ruins with a laugh, and spreads misery like an artist painting their masterpiece. No hesitation, no regret, just pure, unfiltered malice.
I’ve seen tyrants, liars, and monsters of legend... but you Donald, You make me proud. You don’t just embrace evil you perfect it.
SATAN
2025 Nobel Piece Of Shit Nominees
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