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I AM A

DICKTAK

DICTATOR

RAPIST

RACIST

CON

CHEAT

WORST POTUS EVER

Donald, You make me proud. You don’t just embrace evil you perfect it.

About Me

“I am a chronic liar so shamelessly deceitful, so utterly revolting in my dishonesty, that I have inspired the creation of the

Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

— a prestigious (dis)honor reserved for those who master the art of deception while leaving a trail of betrayal and disgust in their wake. A living monument to hypocrisy, my legacy is a stench that even time won’t erase.”

Merch

I stand before you tonight to honor a truly exceptional specimen of sin. A soul so deliciously corrupt, so inventively vile, that even my oldest demons pause in admiration. This one, oh, this one, betrays with a smile, ruins with a laugh, and spreads misery like an artist painting their masterpiece. No hesitation, no regret, just pure, unfiltered malice. I’ve seen tyrants, liars, and monsters of legend... but you Donald, You make me proud. You don’t just embrace evil you perfect it.

2025 Nobel Piece Of Shit Nominees

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    South Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480

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